{"product_id":"t-shirt-human-security-blanket-cute-chihuahua-graphic-tee","title":"T-Shirt — \"Human Security Blanket\" Cute Chihuahua Graphic Tee","description":"Wear a little loyal comfort. This classic tee carries a cheeky, soft-focus photo of a tiny chihuahua framed by a lavender ring and the words “HUMAN SECURITY BLANKET.” It reads like a private joke between pet lovers — cozy, slightly absurd, and warm. The medium-weight cotton holds the print clearly while staying breathable; the crew neck and relaxed cut make it an easy layer for slow mornings, dog-park runs, or movie nights on the couch. The look is low-effort and affectionate: it slips into daily life, sparks smiles, and signals that you and your human (or their small protector) come as a pair.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eProduct features\u003cbr\u003e- 100% cotton solid colors; breathable 180 g\/m² medium-weight fabric\u003cbr\u003e- Tubular knit without side seams for a smooth, waste-reducing finish\u003cbr\u003e- Ribbed, elastic collar and shoulder tape for shape retention and durability\u003cbr\u003e- DTG + DTF printing for crisp photo and clear sleeve\/label details\u003cbr\u003e- Tear-away label, OEKO-TEX® STANDARD 100 certified, EU 2-year warranty\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eCare instructions\u003cbr\u003e- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed\u003cbr\u003e- Do not iron\u003cbr\u003e- Do not dryclean\u003cbr\u003e- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)\u003cbr\u003e- Tumble dry: low heat\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eEU representative\u003c\/strong\u003e: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eProduct information\u003c\/strong\u003e: Gildan 5000, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999\/44\/EC\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWarnings, Hazard\u003c\/strong\u003e: For adults, Made in Nicaragua\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eCare instructions\u003c\/strong\u003e: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Do not iron, Do not dryclean\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"Sport Grey \/ S","offer_id":52806415286583,"sku":"40153109944564908098","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ S","offer_id":52535741481271,"sku":"68154212594752033183","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ S","offer_id":52806415319351,"sku":"21678394589766181366","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ M","offer_id":52806415352119,"sku":"26400455304257594297","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ M","offer_id":52535741514039,"sku":"25033341333004309019","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ M","offer_id":52806415384887,"sku":"27630398938764842694","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ L","offer_id":52806415417655,"sku":"44134984185127899723","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ L","offer_id":52535741546807,"sku":"30140385364039890914","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ L","offer_id":52806415450423,"sku":"27659301151420564907","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ XL","offer_id":52806415483191,"sku":"29028917915672730802","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ XL","offer_id":52535741579575,"sku":"31994166711890687120","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ XL","offer_id":52806415515959,"sku":"12692810566233695638","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ 2XL","offer_id":52806415548727,"sku":"24989510515044487786","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 2XL","offer_id":52535741612343,"sku":"75933322463355855026","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 2XL","offer_id":52806415581495,"sku":"30595872872947077076","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ 3XL","offer_id":52806415614263,"sku":"19302737352700285310","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 3XL","offer_id":52535741645111,"sku":"20722043649656485349","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 3XL","offer_id":52806415647031,"sku":"16444890440862207226","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ 4XL","offer_id":52806415679799,"sku":"24997507361932362998","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 4XL","offer_id":52535741677879,"sku":"33348237457851261891","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 4XL","offer_id":52806415712567,"sku":"33011914901452655266","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ 5XL","offer_id":52806415745335,"sku":"18897752001399116628","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 5XL","offer_id":52535741710647,"sku":"26021587336549267467","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 5XL","offer_id":52806415778103,"sku":"69625328967668712452","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0928\/7702\/9687\/files\/20260627120057-1f1721fd-b834-6e0a-8bc9-021974af10b7.png?v=1786303320","url":"https:\/\/www.paranoidpups.com\/products\/t-shirt-human-security-blanket-cute-chihuahua-graphic-tee","provider":"Paranoid Pups","version":"1.0","type":"link"}