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It’s the kind of shirt that sparks smiles from strangers and nods from fellow dog people — familiar, honest, and a little bit funny.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eProduct features\u003cbr\u003e- Medium-weight 100% cotton fabric (5.3 oz\/yd²) for year-round comfort and durability\u003cbr\u003e- Classic relaxed fit with crew neckline and tear-away label for no-irritation wear\u003cbr\u003e- Tubular knit (no side seams) with ribbed collar and shoulder tape to prevent stretching\u003cbr\u003e- Dual printing: crisp DTF for sleeves\/neck labels and DTG for main artwork for detailed, long-lasting print\u003cbr\u003e- OEKO-TEX® certified and ethically sourced US cotton; complies with EU safety standards and comes with a 2-year EU warranty\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eCare instructions\u003cbr\u003e- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed\u003cbr\u003e- Do not iron\u003cbr\u003e- Do not dryclean\u003cbr\u003e- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)\u003cbr\u003e- Tumble dry: low 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