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It reads like a badge of honor for the clingy, loyal companion — nostalgic, warm, and quietly funny. Pair it with worn-in jeans, a faded hoodie, or a cozy flannel on chill mornings. Bring it to dog park hangouts, adoption events, or lazy days at home when a pup is parked on your lap.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eProduct features\u003cbr\u003e- 100% medium-weight cotton (solid colors) — soft, durable 180 g\/m² fabric\u003cbr\u003e- Tubular knit without side seams for a smooth, waste-reducing finish\u003cbr\u003e- Ribbed knit collar with shoulder tape to maintain shape and prevent stretching\u003cbr\u003e- DTG and DTF printed artwork for crisp, detailed front and sleeve\/label prints\u003cbr\u003e- Tear-away label, OEKO-TEX® STANDARD 100 certified, and EU 2-year warranty\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eCare instructions\u003cbr\u003e- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed\u003cbr\u003e- Do not iron\u003cbr\u003e- Do not dryclean\u003cbr\u003e- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)\u003cbr\u003e- Tumble dry: low heat\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eEU representative\u003c\/strong\u003e: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, 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