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It’s the kind of tee that sparks a smile from fellow dog-lovers and starts conversations about beloved, velcro-like companions. Built to hold up to regular wear and washes, this shirt becomes part of the everyday routine — the one you reach for when you know the dog will be by your side.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eProduct features\u003cbr\u003e- Medium-weight 100% cotton (solid colors) for lasting comfort and durability\u003cbr\u003e- Tubular knit with no side seams for a smoother, more attractive fit\u003cbr\u003e- Ribbed knit collar and shoulder tape to retain shape and prevent stretching\u003cbr\u003e- Dual printing: DTF for sleeve\/labels and DTG for main print ensures crisp, detailed artwork\u003cbr\u003e- OEKO-TEX® STANDARD 100 certified and ethically sourced US cotton\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eCare instructions\u003cbr\u003e- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed\u003cbr\u003e- Do not iron\u003cbr\u003e- Do not dryclean\u003cbr\u003e- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)\u003cbr\u003e- Tumble dry: low heat\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eEU 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