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The soft, tear-away label and ribbed collar make it comfortable for all-day wear, and the sturdy print processes keep the image crisp wash after wash. It’s a casual statement piece for anyone who leans into self-aware humor and small comforts.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eProduct features\u003cbr\u003e- 100% cotton solid colors; midweight 180 g\/m² fabric for year-round comfort\u003cbr\u003e- Tubular knit (no side seams) with ribbed collar and shoulder tape for shape retention\u003cbr\u003e- Dual printing: DTF for sleeves\/inner neck and DTG for main chest print—crisp, detailed image\u003cbr\u003e- Tear-away label for itch-free wear; classic relaxed fit and crew neckline\u003cbr\u003e- OEKO-TEX® STANDARD 100 certified; ethically sourced US cotton, made in Nicaragua\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eCare instructions\u003cbr\u003e- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed\u003cbr\u003e- Do not iron\u003cbr\u003e- Do not dryclean\u003cbr\u003e- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)\u003cbr\u003e- Tumble dry: low heat\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eEU representative\u003c\/strong\u003e: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, 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