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It’s relaxed, breathable, and comforting — an everyday shirt that reads like a quiet inside joke between friends who understand the small anxieties of life.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eProduct Type: Tee\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eTheme\/Features: canine-centered humor; vintage patch look; muted olive accent; photo-real dog portrait; expressive typography\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eTarget Audience: dog lovers who enjoy gentle, self-aware humor; people with anxious or sensitive spirits; casual streetwear fans who like quirky statement pieces\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eOccasions: casual outings, dog-walking, coffee dates, low-key social gatherings, comfort wear on anxious days\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eProduct features\u003cbr\u003e- 100% medium-weight cotton for breathability and durable print surface\u003cbr\u003e- Tubular knit construction — no side seams for a smoother silhouette\u003cbr\u003e- Ribbed, elastic collar and shoulder tape for shape retention\u003cbr\u003e- Dual printing: DTF for sleeves\/labels and DTG for main graphic ensures detailed, long-lasting artwork\u003cbr\u003e- OEKO-TEX® certified, tear-away label and ethically sourced cotton\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eCare instructions\u003cbr\u003e- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed\u003cbr\u003e- Do not iron\u003cbr\u003e- Do not dryclean\u003cbr\u003e- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)\u003cbr\u003e- Tumble dry: low heat\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eEU representative\u003c\/strong\u003e: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eProduct information\u003c\/strong\u003e: Gildan 5000, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999\/44\/EC\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWarnings, Hazard\u003c\/strong\u003e: For adults, Made in Nicaragua\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eCare 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