Chief Anxiety Officer Dog T-Shirt — Funny French Bulldog Tee for Dog Lovers

Lightweight, straightforward, and quietly funny — this tee carries a small, earnest mascot of modern home life: a wide-eyed French bulldog wearing the title “Chief Anxiety Officer.” The image sits inside a muted olive badge, lending it a casual, slightly military patch vibe that reads like a private joke you share with close friends. Wear it on slow mornings with coffee, during park walks that require calming voice commands, or layered under a jacket when you need something that says “I feel things — and I’m okay with it.” The soft, medium-weight cotton drapes comfortably and holds prints crisply, so the subtle humor stays readable wash after wash. This shirt lives in the real moments — the anxious giggle, the relieved exhale, the quiet companionable minutes spent with a pet — and gives them a small, wearable nod.

Product features
- Medium-weight 100% cotton (solid colors) for year-round comfort and durability
- Tubular knit construction (no side seams) for a clean, waste-reducing silhouette
- Ribbed, seam-free collar and shoulder tape to preserve shape and resist stretching
- Dual printing: DTF for sleeve/inner neck details and DTG for main artwork to ensure crisp, lasting print
- OEKO-TEX® STANDARD 100 certified and tear-away label for comfort and safety

Care instructions
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Do not iron
- Do not dryclean
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Tumble dry: low heat

EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY

Product information: Gildan 5000, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC

Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Made in Nicaragua

Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Do not iron, Do not dryclean