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The print’s soft colors keep the look approachable and subtle, so it feels sincere — like an inside joke between you and anyone who’s ever had a shadow-pup glued to their side.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eMade from sturdy, responsibly sourced cotton and printed with crisp techniques that keep the design clear wash after wash. 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